Poop that comes out of my mouth. Mouth poop. Not literally.Tumblr (3.0; @mouthpoop)http://mouthpoop.com/<a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/08/05/july-wrap-up-3/">July Wrap-Up</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p>We kicked off July with <a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/media-feature-vote/">an open vote on new media features</a>. Thanks to all of you who voted and submitted comments. Your feedback determines the future of WordPress.</p> <p>Later in the month we…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/156775406http://mouthpoop.com/post/156775406Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:53:01 -0700<a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/07/30/archives-shortcode/">Archives Shortcode</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p>You publish a lot of quality content (trust us, we know). And so we understand that making it easily accessible to your faithful readers is very important for you as a blogger. Sure, our <a href="http://support.wordpress.com/widgets/categories-widget/">…</a></p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/152314536http://mouthpoop.com/post/152314536Thu, 30 Jul 2009 08:35:59 -0700<a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/gravatar-widget/">Gravatar Widget</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p><img src="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/files/2009/07/gravatar-widget-display.jpg" alt="gravatar widget display" title="gravatar widget display" width="226" height="159" class="alignright size-full wp-image-2306"/></p> <p>Say goodbye to messing around with HTML in a Text widget just to get an “About Me” in your sidebar. With the new Gravatar widget it only takes a few seconds to achieve this and stamp…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/147496728http://mouthpoop.com/post/147496728Thu, 23 Jul 2009 05:22:51 -0700<a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/07/17/polldaddy-ratings-and-polls/">PollDaddy ratings and polls</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p>PollDaddy joined the Automattic team last year, and we have been working on adding some of our great features directly into the WordPress platform ever since.</p> <h4>Ratings</h4> <p>The PollDaddy rating…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/143720210http://mouthpoop.com/post/143720210Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:14:34 -0700<a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/media-feature-vote/">Vote for Media Features</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p>Here at WordPress.com, we always run the most recent version of the WordPress open source software. In addition, we do custom development so that we can offer features not included in the open…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/137756464http://mouthpoop.com/post/137756464Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:21:14 -0700<a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/07/02/june-wrap-up-2/">June Wrap-Up</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p>Last month we launched the <a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/06/05/yahoo-app-and-360-importer/">Yahoo! App and 360 importer</a> so you can migrate your content to WordPress.com quickly and easily. And we introduced <a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/socialvibe/">the SocialVibe widget</a>, which helps you earn…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/134298688http://mouthpoop.com/post/134298688Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:52:53 -0700<a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/07/02/nablopomo09/">National Blog Posting Month</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p>Remember <a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2008/10/31/national-novel-writing-month-you-can-do-it/">National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo)</a> back in November? You all used the opportunity to take a swing at churning out a 50,000-word novel on your blogs in only one month — some with…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/134081240http://mouthpoop.com/post/134081240Thu, 02 Jul 2009 03:28:02 -0700<a href="http://www.mtv.com/videos/paris-hiltons-my-new-bff-season-2-ep-5-learn-from-your-mistakes/1614651/playlist.jhtml">My fight with Paris!</a>: <p>I go tit-for-tat with Paris Hilton. For real. Not a parody.</p>http://mouthpoop.com/post/133911263http://mouthpoop.com/post/133911263Wed, 01 Jul 2009 20:43:00 -0700paris hilton my new bff 2 eric filipkowski<a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/socialvibe/">SocialVibe</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p>You spend a lot of time creating great content and attracting an audience for your blog. What if you could use that influence to make a positive social impact? Now you can. </p> <p>We’ve teamed up with…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/124064806http://mouthpoop.com/post/124064806Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:36:50 -0700<a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/06/15/may-wrap-up-2/">May Wrap-Up</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p>Sorry for this being the latest wrap-up ever.</p> <p>May was a fun month for us. We rolled out a ton of new features: the ability to <a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/05/07/youtube-polls-comments/">add YouTube videos and polls to comments</a>, <a href="http://en.blog.wordpress.com/2009/05/08/stats-in-your-time-zone/">stats in your time…</a></p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/123731395http://mouthpoop.com/post/123731395Sun, 14 Jun 2009 20:35:30 -0700<a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/06/13/my-summer-vacation-by-chad-robuckle/">My Summer Vacation by Chad Robuckle</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p><a href="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/pig-silo.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1284" title="pig silo" src="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/pig-silo.jpg?w=300&h=190" alt="pig silo" width="300" height="190"/></a></p> <p>As Carlton swung his bag over his shoulder and walked towards the house, I really thought this was going to be the best summer ever.</p> <p>I could barely contain my glee as I wished him…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/123081548http://mouthpoop.com/post/123081548Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:21:23 -0700<a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/06/12/why-wont-you-buy-this-for-me-mom/">Why won’t you buy this for me, Mom?</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p><a href="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/macbook-pro.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1280" title="macbook pro" src="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/macbook-pro.jpg?w=300&h=165" alt="macbook pro" width="300" height="165"/></a></p> <p>Well, in case you’re wondering why I never post anymore, here is the answer:</p> <p>My mom won’t buy me a new computer.</p> <p>Oh sure, some might say, “There’s nothing wrong with your <a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/cough-it-up-chompers/" target="_blank">24″ iMac</a>…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/122454203http://mouthpoop.com/post/122454203Fri, 12 Jun 2009 10:41:30 -0700<a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/06/03/im-grrrrrrreat/">I’m grrrrrrreat!</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p><a href="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/paris-tiger-who.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1276" title="paris tiger who" src="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/paris-tiger-who.jpg?w=300&h=176" alt="paris tiger who" width="300" height="176"/></a></p> <p>I feel like I’ve used that title already, but I’m too lazy to check, so I’ll just assume I haven’t.</p> <p>Anyway, if you click this link and sit through an ad, you only have to watch the…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/117537903http://mouthpoop.com/post/117537903Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:42:24 -0700<a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/06/02/hamburger-helper-the-saga-continues/">Hamburger Helper, the saga continues!</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p><a href="http://supercooldudeland.wordpress.com/2009/06/02/hamburger-helper-5-the-saga-continues/"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1273" title="HH-5-4-epilogue-rough" src="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/hh-5-4-epilogue-rough.jpg?w=143&h=150" alt="HH-5-4-epilogue-rough" width="143" height="150"/></a></p> <p>Here’s the latest installment. You know how when your buddy accidentally murders his girlfriend in a heated moment and then you help him cover up the crime and dispose of the body,…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/117149796http://mouthpoop.com/post/117149796Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:36:25 -0700<a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/look-at-ms-fancy/">Look at Ms. Fancy</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p><span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/look-at-ms-fancy/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/YQljDusp3Ks/2.jpg" alt=""/></a></span></p> <p>3:05 if you’re impatient.</p> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/1269/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/1269/"/></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/1269/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/1269/"/></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/1269/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/1269/"/></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/1269/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/1269/"/></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/goreddit/hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/1269/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/reddit/hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/1269/"/></a> <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=hollywoodphony.wordpress.com&blog=355422&post=1269&subd=hollywoodphony&ref=&feed=1"/> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/114951969http://mouthpoop.com/post/114951969Fri, 29 May 2009 11:49:31 -0700<a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/05/25/rejected/">Rejected :(</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p><span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/05/25/rejected/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/PojwL-y_4Cc/2.jpg" alt=""/></a></span></p> <p>Memorial Day Weekend is supposed to be about having fun, right? Well, this hasn’t turned out to be a very happy Memorial Day Weekend for me.</p> <p>I hadn’t told many people that I had applied…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/112679972http://mouthpoop.com/post/112679972Mon, 25 May 2009 02:23:01 -0700<a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/05/19/remembrances-of-lameness-past/">Remembrances of lameness past.</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p><a href="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/parents.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1265" title="parents" src="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/parents.jpg?w=300&h=294" alt="parents" width="300" height="294"/></a></p> <p>Continuing on with Will Smith Week, here’s a true story from my youth about how his music was a defining factor in my artistic development. Enjoy!</p> <p>So you’re all familiar with Will…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/110315207http://mouthpoop.com/post/110315207Tue, 19 May 2009 20:59:51 -0700<a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/05/17/the-will-smith-challenge-2009/">The Will Smith Challenge 2009</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><div id="attachment_1262" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"> <a href="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/big-willy-style.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1262" title="big willy style" src="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/big-willy-style.jpg?w=300&h=275" alt="Oh snap! My next movie is called "Monster Hunter"! That's hilarious!" width="300" height="275"/></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Oh snap! My next movie is called “Monster Hunter”! </p> </div> <p>It has occurred to me that every movie, TV show or album Will Smith does has a title that could be used to describe his penis:</p> <p><em></em></p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/109126555http://mouthpoop.com/post/109126555Sun, 17 May 2009 11:50:50 -0700<a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/05/11/hamburger-helper-4-the-conclusion/">Hamburger Helper #4! The conclusion!</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p><a href="http://supercooldudeland.wordpress.com/2009/05/11/hamburger-helper-4-part-3/"><img class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-1258" title="HH4conclusion-FINAL" src="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/hh4conclusion-final.jpg?w=143&h=150" alt="HH4conclusion-FINAL" width="143" height="150"/></a></p> <p>Here it is! The thrilling conclusion of Hamburger Helper’s darkest journey yet. This is our “Return of the Jedi”, people!</p> <p>And please, feel free to stop by, <a href="http://supercooldudeland.com" target="_blank">supercooldudeland.com</a> to…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/106540628http://mouthpoop.com/post/106540628Mon, 11 May 2009 19:31:29 -0700<a href="http://hollywoodphony.wordpress.com/2009/05/09/its-the-thought-that-counts/">It’s the thought. That counts?</a>: <div class="snap_preview"> <br/><p><a href="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/baby-eric-and-linds.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-1252" title="baby eric and linds" src="http://hollywoodphony.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/baby-eric-and-linds.jpg?w=207&h=300" alt="baby eric and linds" width="207" height="300"/></a></p> <p>You know that old expression? Well, it really is true.</p> <p>But only with people who are old. Like your parents.</p> <p>And you can use this to your advantage to get ahead in life.</p> <p>Say Dear Ol’…</p> </div>http://mouthpoop.com/post/105521515http://mouthpoop.com/post/105521515Sat, 09 May 2009 11:25:08 -0700