Mouth Poop

I need to put up a new blog!

Will HH be able to pull this one off? I know I’m on the edge of my seat just waiting to find out and you should be too, unless you think violence against women is no big deal. In which case,…

…to do this video! LOL!

So, continuing my recent tradition of not accomplishing anything with this blog, here’s a video I made 9 years ago that has no sound and was oriented at a 90 degree angle…

Do you enjoy the phrase, “Careful what you wish for?” Me too!

How about “teaching semi-celebrities a lesson?” Me three!

If any of these things appeals to you, or you just have a…

I hate you, Carl’s Jr.! Your unadvertised onions made me cry!

I hate onions. HATE.

How much?

This much.

So count on my blogs being short like this, as I have to type…

There’s a big internet brouhaha over this clip, but personally, I feel Mr. Thornton handled this like a scholar and a gentleman.

Class act.

So Michael Jackson is broke and they’re auctioning off all his stuff. If you’ve been following this, you’ve no doubt oohed and aahed at the creepy little kid statues and the 800 arcade games…

I had always been envious of people who pull off a good April Fool’s joke. This is probably due, in no small part, to my love for the television show “Cheers” when I was growing up.

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When I first moved to Los Angeles, I didn’t know many people, so in a misguided attempt to help me out, this older woman I had worked with at Connecticut Public Television set me up on…