Mouth Poop

As Carlton swung his bag over his shoulder and walked towards the house, I really thought this was going to be the best summer ever.

I could barely contain my glee as I wished him…

Well, in case you’re wondering why I never post anymore, here is the answer:

My mom won’t buy me a new computer.

Oh sure, some might say, “There’s nothing wrong with your 24″ iMac…

I feel like I’ve used that title already, but I’m too lazy to check, so I’ll just assume I haven’t.

Anyway, if you click this link and sit through an ad, you only have to watch the…

Here’s the latest installment. You know how when your buddy accidentally murders his girlfriend in a heated moment and then you help him cover up the crime and dispose of the body,…

3:05 if you’re impatient.

Memorial Day Weekend is supposed to be about having fun, right? Well, this hasn’t turned out to be a very happy Memorial Day Weekend for me.

I hadn’t told many people that I had applied…

Continuing on with Will Smith Week, here’s a true story from my youth about how his music was a defining factor in my artistic development. Enjoy!

So you’re all familiar with Will…

Oh snap! My next movie is called “Monster Hunter”!

It has occurred to me that every movie, TV show or album Will Smith does has a title that could be used to describe his penis:

Here it is! The thrilling conclusion of Hamburger Helper’s darkest journey yet. This is our “Return of the Jedi”, people!

And please, feel free to stop by, supercooldudeland.com to…

You know that old expression? Well, it really is true.

But only with people who are old. Like your parents.

And you can use this to your advantage to get ahead in life.

Say Dear Ol’…