May 2009
7 posts
Look at Ms. Fancy →
3:05 if you’re impatient.
May 29th
Rejected :( →
Memorial Day Weekend is supposed to be about having fun, right? Well, this hasn’t turned out to be a very happy Memorial Day Weekend for me. I hadn’t told many people that I had applied…
May 25th
Remembrances of lameness past. →
Continuing on with Will Smith Week, here’s a true story from my youth about how his music was a defining factor in my artistic development. Enjoy! So you’re all familiar with Will…
May 20th
The Will Smith Challenge 2009 →
Oh snap! My next movie is called “Monster Hunter”! It has occurred to me that every movie, TV show or album Will Smith does has a title that could be used to describe his penis:
May 17th
Hamburger Helper #4! The conclusion! →
Here it is! The thrilling conclusion of Hamburger Helper’s darkest journey yet. This is our “Return of the Jedi”, people! And please, feel free to stop by, supercooldudeland.com to…
May 12th
It’s the thought. That counts? →
You know that old expression? Well, it really is true. But only with people who are old. Like your parents. And you can use this to your advantage to get ahead in life. Say Dear Ol’…
May 9th
Wow, I’m the worst! →
I need to put up a new blog!
May 6th