August 2009
1 post
July Wrap-Up →
We kicked off July with an open vote on new media features. Thanks to all of you who voted and submitted comments. Your feedback determines the future of WordPress.
Later in the month we…
July 2009
7 posts
Archives Shortcode →
You publish a lot of quality content (trust us, we know). And so we understand that making it easily accessible to your faithful readers is very important for you as a blogger. Sure, our …
Gravatar Widget →
Say goodbye to messing around with HTML in a Text widget just to get an “About Me” in your sidebar. With the new Gravatar widget it only takes a few seconds to achieve this and stamp…
PollDaddy ratings and polls →
PollDaddy joined the Automattic team last year, and we have been working on adding some of our great features directly into the WordPress platform ever since.
Ratings
The PollDaddy rating…
Vote for Media Features →
Here at WordPress.com, we always run the most recent version of the WordPress open source software. In addition, we do custom development so that we can offer features not included in the open…
June Wrap-Up →
Last month we launched the Yahoo! App and 360 importer so you can migrate your content to WordPress.com quickly and easily. And we introduced the SocialVibe widget, which helps you earn…
National Blog Posting Month →
Remember National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo) back in November? You all used the opportunity to take a swing at churning out a 50,000-word novel on your blogs in only one month — some with…
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My fight with Paris! →
I go tit-for-tat with Paris Hilton. For real. Not a parody.
June 2009
6 posts
SocialVibe →
You spend a lot of time creating great content and attracting an audience for your blog. What if you could use that influence to make a positive social impact? Now you can.
We’ve teamed up with…
May Wrap-Up →
Sorry for this being the latest wrap-up ever.
May was a fun month for us. We rolled out a ton of new features: the ability to add YouTube videos and polls to comments, stats in your time…
My Summer Vacation by Chad Robuckle →
As Carlton swung his bag over his shoulder and walked towards the house, I really thought this was going to be the best summer ever.
I could barely contain my glee as I wished him…
Why won’t you buy this for me, Mom? →
Well, in case you’re wondering why I never post anymore, here is the answer:
My mom won’t buy me a new computer.
Oh sure, some might say, “There’s nothing wrong with your 24″ iMac…
I’m grrrrrrreat! →
I feel like I’ve used that title already, but I’m too lazy to check, so I’ll just assume I haven’t.
Anyway, if you click this link and sit through an ad, you only have to watch the…
Hamburger Helper, the saga continues! →
Here’s the latest installment. You know how when your buddy accidentally murders his girlfriend in a heated moment and then you help him cover up the crime and dispose of the body,…
May 2009
7 posts
Look at Ms. Fancy →
3:05 if you’re impatient.
Rejected :( →
Memorial Day Weekend is supposed to be about having fun, right? Well, this hasn’t turned out to be a very happy Memorial Day Weekend for me.
I hadn’t told many people that I had applied…
Remembrances of lameness past. →
Continuing on with Will Smith Week, here’s a true story from my youth about how his music was a defining factor in my artistic development. Enjoy!
So you’re all familiar with Will…
The Will Smith Challenge 2009 →
Oh snap! My next movie is called “Monster Hunter”!
It has occurred to me that every movie, TV show or album Will Smith does has a title that could be used to describe his penis:
Hamburger Helper #4! The conclusion! →
Here it is! The thrilling conclusion of Hamburger Helper’s darkest journey yet. This is our “Return of the Jedi”, people!
And please, feel free to stop by, supercooldudeland.com to…
It’s the thought. That counts? →
You know that old expression? Well, it really is true.
But only with people who are old. Like your parents.
And you can use this to your advantage to get ahead in life.
Say Dear Ol’…
Wow, I’m the worst! →
I need to put up a new blog!
April 2009
7 posts
Hamburger Helper #4, part 2 of 3! →
Will HH be able to pull this one off? I know I’m on the edge of my seat just waiting to find out and you should be too, unless you think violence against women is no big deal. In which case,…
I must have been *nuts* →
…to do this video! LOL!
So, continuing my recent tradition of not accomplishing anything with this blog, here’s a video I made 9 years ago that has no sound and was oriented at a 90 degree angle…
Hollywood: They Owe Us! →
Do you enjoy the phrase, “Careful what you wish for?” Me too!
How about “teaching semi-celebrities a lesson?” Me three!
If any of these things appeals to you, or you just have a…
I need a new computer →
I hate you, Carl’s Jr.! Your unadvertised onions made me cry!
I hate onions. HATE.
How much?
This much.
So count on my blogs being short like this, as I have to type…
You wouldn’t say that to Tom Petty →
There’s a big internet brouhaha over this clip, but personally, I feel Mr. Thornton handled this like a scholar and a gentleman.
Class act.
Friends listen to “Endless Love” in the dark →
So Michael Jackson is broke and they’re auctioning off all his stuff. If you’ve been following this, you’ve no doubt oohed and aahed at the creepy little kid statues and the 800 arcade games…
My Big April Fool’s Joke! →
I had always been envious of people who pull off a good April Fool’s joke. This is probably due, in no small part, to my love for the television show “Cheers” when I was growing up.
…
March 2009
16 posts
Worst date ever. →
When I first moved to Los Angeles, I didn’t know many people, so in a misguided attempt to help me out, this older woman I had worked with at Connecticut Public Television set me up on…
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Grizzly Bear Warning →
Please watch this video and make sure you spread the word about the dangers of grizzly bears.
I am Salieri →
You ever go through life thinking you’re good at something; that you have a unique skill? People tell you how amazing you are at it and how they’ve never seen anything like it?
And then, you…
Where The Wild Things Are →
I’m just glad they didn’t try to do a hip update and call it “Where Da Wild Thingz R”.
Hamburger Helper #4 →
Things turn serious for HH when he gets a call from a burger who let things get out of control. How is our hero going to turn this one around? Wait and see!
Dear Apple, →
(image courtesy of AppleInsider.com)
Thank you for finally implementing cut & paste, MMS and a built-in voice memo application for the new iPhone 3.0 update.
When you buy a…
A New Low! →
This is a real spam email I just received:
Hello,
I hope my e-mail find you well. I need your assistance. My name is Sgt
Joey Jones, I am an American soldier with the 3rd Armored Cavalry…
Hamburger Helper #3 →
Well, our newest Hamburger Helper cartoon is up! Hope you enjoy it. This is what I do now instead of writing blogs. This is all you get. Not to be a dick about it or anything, but I’m…
God(dess) bless Radio Shack →
Only $100 AND doctor recommended? What a bargain!
natsukashi →
I’m on a fancy movie podcast! Here I talk about my favorite movie of 1989, Ski Patrol! With the star of the movie!
natsukashi
Thanks to Rob Rector for having me on.
Good news! →
Michael Vincent found me a new job!
New Hamburger Helper Cartoon! →
Here HH shows a wayward hamburger why he can’t seem to get into his favorite french fry porno site.
Regrets. I’ve had a few. →
Chief among them is that I can no longer find “The Webster Home Page”.
What is “The Webster Home Page”, you ask?
Back in the early days of the internet, I stumbled upon a poorly made…
New Cartoon! →
Over on my cartoon site, supercooldudeland.com, I have a new cartoon with Mauro Flores Jr.
It follows the adventures of Hamburger Helper in the Land of Hamburgers, where he helps them.
My life now has a purpose! →
February 2009
13 posts
Shamrock Shake! →
It’s back! Even if it is now “triple thick”, I’m still getting one. I must really like this thing, because I just realized I’ve written about this before.
Summer Heights High →
I have to give credit for this one to this girl I know. She wouldn’t shut up about this show and I finally watched it and I have to say, it’s easily one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
…
Mrs. Wubble Woo →
When I was in third grade, our elderly teacher had to take a leave of abscence for surgery and we had a long-term sub.
I’m not going to say her name, but at some point, someone mispronounced her…
My new web cartoon →
I did a web cartoon with my friend, Mauro Flores Jr. and though he did all the work, I am taking all the credit. It’s on my brand new site, Super Cool Dude Land!
Or, just check it out by…
Cell phone waiting lot →
I’m sitting in the LAX cell phone waiting lot. If you’re from somewhere else, that probably seems like no big deal. But if you’re from LA, you’re probably asking yourself, “what the hell is the…
